I have no school this week because of half term so my dad cut the internet cable for my computer in half on monday and told me to do work on that day, tuesday and wednesday and then i could have it back on wednesday. So i done hours of work every night and spent the rest of the day bored not able to do virtually anything so then on wednesday he said "you can go on it but not on entropia." They say it takes up lots of internet usage and they're already over the limit for this month. They went oer the limit on sunday though so they knew they weren't gonna let me on but i done all that work and then after i've finished it they don't keep their side of the deal.

So here i am on my laptop and bored. Anyways, i thought it may be pointless doing an update post when hardly anything has happened so i'll do another flashback thingy...

Ok, before i tell you this little story, you must know a few things. Reese is my cousin who is now in the first school i went to. The school has now changed from being from reception to year 4 to now being from reception to year 6. In year 5 at middle school, i had a teacher called Mr Tiltman who now teaches in year 5 at the first school since it changed. Ok, so i was at my nanas and this happened:

Reese: Andrew, did you know Mr Tiltmans died?

Nana: What you talking about, who told you this?

Reese: Well i aint seen him for a few weeks.


So ANYWAYS, lets talk about Mr Tiltman. I have a few random stories which don't really relate to eachother...

In year 5 i used to spike up my hair everyday so even though my smallness was the outstanding thing about me he gave me the nickname "Spike".

One time, he got everyone in the class quiet and told us a story where he died and went to heaven and then decided he didn't want to be dead and then god said "you can pick up every grain of sand on blackpool beach (it wasn't that beach, i forgot which one he said though so i'll say that as an example)." and then mr tiltman said "Thats impossible! Is there not something else i could do?" then god said "Well there is 1 thing. You know that boy in your class called Andrew Hart. You make him write neatly and you can be alive again." so then mr tiltman said "Give me that bucket and spade."

On another occasion, we were about to do a maths test and he shouted at me and told me to come out of the room with him then once we were out of the room he said "Jordan sits next to you and i think he copies. I want you to get all the answers wrong on the test to see if he copies them." so then we went back in and he went "Don't ever do that again Mr Hart." and then i got them all wrong and so did the person next to me. He did have the same answers as me and got sent down a few maths classes.

Anyways, he was a funny teacher and was quite good from what i remember although he did tend to go missing for a few weeks at a time a few times so it seems like thats happened here aswell.

So that was Mr Tiltman!