Grandad's out of hospital now. Apparently he got out on Friday. I did not know that! Well today my brother and mam went to visit him but i couldn't go because they were gonna be there for hours making his tea for him and that was too long for me lol.

Well over the past week or so i've been thinking of the idea of actually making some sort of sketch show or something using my characters which i'd thought of. Since they can only really be played by adults i probably won't make this but i thought i'd tell you my 3 sets of character i've come up with:


______ and Michael: Well i actually told someone this idea so he used it and named the first character but i hadn't named him and i dunno if he wants me to use the same name so i'll wait and find out...

So the first person who doesn't have a name (we'll call them A) says things like "well i was driving along in my car. what was i driving along in miiiiichael?" and then michael says "car" in a bored voice. It then goes on with things like:

"what type of car was it Miiiichael?"
"i dunno you havn't said."
"ford focus. what type of car michael?"
"ford focus."

And maybe things like:

"then i seen something which was quite far away, i'm not sure how far, maybe a few miles, but it was in the sky and i think it could have been anything from a bird to a hot air balloon, i couldn't really tell. what did i see miiiiichael?"

"you seen something which was quite far away, you weren't sure how far, maybe a few miles, but it was in the sky and you think it could have been anything from a bird to a hot air balloon, you couldn't really tell."

So yeah, they go on like that. The idea for these is a mix between several characters on the catherine tate show who are the married couple being interviewed, the "i dunno!" person and a bit of the fund raiser woman.

Next up is "Mrs Emily Green" and she is acting all posh very convincingly and then she'd say something like "oh shit, i left my keys at home." and then one of her posh friends would say "pardon?" or something and then she'd reply "ohh.. it's a robbie williams song darling, havn't you heard? Co written with some of the musical greats." and basically goes on to blame her bad language on all these things. The inspiration for this one is late last year when my brother was on San Andreas and he done something wrong so he went "FUCK IT ALL!!!" and then my mam (who was in the other room) went "DANIEL! What was that??" so then he rushed across the room to his ipod, picked it up, put his headphones in, sat back down and when she came in he went "oh sorry, singing along to a robbie williams song." And he got away with it!

And my last character is some guy who works for a company who kinda comes up with ideas for products which are just highly inappropriate for some reason. The main example is that his company is trying to come up with a new idea for a toy for kids so his idea (which he makes a presentation for) is a dress-up "tranny saurus-rex" where you get to dress it up in drag basically. I actually got this idea today and for NO reason at all the thought "tranny saurus rex" just popped into my head. I have absolutely no idea why but i know it wasn't connected to any previous thoughts. So then i thought "oh, wouldn't it be funny if that was made as a toy for kids" and it's just kinda developed in my head throughout the day. I havn't thought of a name but i think i'm gonna make the name an in-joke for myself..

So those are my characters!